How do I change the Yahoo typing message?

When you chat to your friends and it says that they are typing a message, how do you change that when it says you are typing a message??

when my friend does it it says "alex is typing a brilliant message" but i dont know how he does it...

at the bottom of a im it will say "kristine is typing a message". How do I change it to say other messages like "Kristine is typing AND chewing gum."

When you are typing a message in Yahoo! instant messaging it says things like "User is typing a message..." How do you personalize that message. I saw someone who had their message change and say things like "User is making a profound...

when you are on yahoo chat via yahoo.com, is it possible to change the "john doe is typing..." message yourself, or does it do it randomly???

When I have an open dialogue with someone and I see "Whats-his-name is typing", I know that it means they are typing a response to me. Sometimes that pops up 3-4 times and then their message comes up and it's like a one word response. The questions...

I cannot change the size of the font in the space about the message field where I type my message. Please respond to keyin33@yahoo.com

typing a message in yahoo message cant be seen once i hit the send button and i cant see the other persons typing what do i do to fix this

Dear Yahoo People, In my Yahoo mail …when I change the message to the printable view and print it … some messages print too wide to fit the printer page 8 ½ x 11 paper. How can I set the printable view … so that when I print...