How do you get java on the ipod touch?

I just got one and i want to know how i can get java and adobe flash player on it. Anybody know how?

Ok i found this app called cloud browse and its all good and stuff expect for the idea of beong kick off every 10mins or so. So are there any ways to get java cus ive been wanting to ...show more

I have sirius satellite radio, and I think I can get it on my touch, but I'm not really sure. Are there any online radio stations that don't use java, so that I can play em' on my ipod touch...

Hey there, I'm looking to get an iPod Touch and was wondering about a few things... 1. Is it worth getting the 64GB version? I'm either looking at the 32 GB or 64GB version, because that's what apple updates (the 8GB has been relatively unchanged); and...

I want to get the ipod touch primarily for the internet but I also have my ipod nano and the ipod shuffle. I don't really need the ipod shuffle anymore and I'm thinking of selling it. But I'm also thinking is it really worth buying the ipod touch if...

i can get an iPod Nano or iPod Touch for my birthday (July 30) and i don't know which one i should get. i love listening to music, i could listen to music for hours and never get bored. but the iPod touch has really cool apps, and the iPod nano doesn...

Okay, this Summer I have been so bored, I used to have a lot to do this summer, having early start college classes in the mornings from June 7- July 13. I am also doing a Community Program that is from 6-10 mondays-thursdays since June 5, but ever since...