How do you tie a tie?

So I have a 5 minute speech in couple days about how to tie a tie and I already have the body outline but I just cant think about anything that would fit for this topic as an introduction. Also I'm going to show how to tie a Windsor knot, should I mention...

My friends LO was born with tongue tie, he didn't have to op immediately but I think when he was 2 weeks. He had got used to latching (just about) with the tongue tie but BF'ing was still hard. To top it all my friend had an episiotomy and her stitches...

I really want to tie someone up or get tied up, and i was thinking maybe my friend.she is a girl, but not my girlfriend, so dont give me any ideas that involve sex. I really only wanna use duct tape, maybe some rope substitutes, so it wont be difficult...

My school have changed the school uniform so i have to learn how to tie a tie. I don't want it to be too tight so it looks geekish so i want to learn how to tie it quite loosely! Thanx :)

OK....... I bought my hubby a tie because we are gonna be going somewhere that he will need a tie, and........ I don't know how to tie it..... Help PLEASE.........

Some people do not want a tie and think it useless. They do not know how to tie a tie.

How do I make a good knot with my tie? The way I do it, the knot looks crooked and I want it to look straight and sharp. What are some good ways to tie a tie? Thanks very much, this is a cool yahoo program. Johnny

I really want to tie someone up or get tied up, and i was thinking maybe my friend.she is a girl, but not my girlfriend, so dont give me any ideas that involve sex. I really only wanna use duct tape, maybe some rope substitutes, so it wont be difficult...