What's a good idea for an original comedy monologue?

i need to make up my own comedy monologue for my drama class and i can't think of an idea. I need to make people laugh. it can't be a monologue that has ever been used. any ...show more

I need to write a monologue for drama and I'm stuck. It has to be one minute long and it could be about anything. What do you think would be a good topic? :)

Hey, I have a one minute monologue auditon I need soon. What would you suggest? Its a musical that we are auditioning for. I want to do comedy, but I don't know if its a good idea, and I have a shakespear monologue memorized in case I can't come up with...

I'm auditioning for the role quite soon and have no idea what monologue to do. I'm going to sing 'some people' from gypsy and 'can't help lovin' dat man' from showboat which I think is right for the part but have no idea for a monologue

does anyone have an idea for funny monologue's preferably funny ones? I would like names instead of sites please.

Tomorow for my acting class i perform one of helenas most famous monologues and theres certain lines i have questions on The Monologue: How happy some or other can be through athens im thought as fair as she but what of that? demetrious thinks not so...

My monologue is for my theatre class and i have no idea what to say about it like whats it about and stuff like that... The title is called its not so happily ever after anymore. You know how when you were a little kid and you believed in fairy tales...

I like going in fall...riding the double decker, staying somewhere close to Times Square. Going to the HAHA (comedy club) walking thru the neigborhoods...walking thru central park. going to ground zero. taking the ferrry to staten and ellis island.....

comedy is the genre