What's the funniest single valentines Day quote?

i need something sweet and cute to put in a card for my girlfriend. and i'm thinking i'm gonna hide it under a plate of chocolate covered strawberries i made for her and let her find it. is that a good idea?

"Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart"

is this a weird or random valentines quote.. i wrote it myself and i think its ok but i wouldnt consider using it anywhere. Here is the quote: "how come those conversation hearts always say hug me or kiss me. how come they never say LOVE ME."...

Okay well Valentines Day is coming up and i have no idea what to get my girlfriend. I dont want to give her the average valentines day gift. I want to give her somthing creative, something outside the box. No roses, heart shaped choclates, no bears....

I have been with this guy for a few months and he's really generous to me, likes to take me out etc and I know he will get me something nice for valentines day. It's easy for him, girls are easy to buy for (flowers, chocolate, jewelry etc) but WHAT THE...

Well me and my boyfriend just recently dated a couple of weeks ago and we truly love each other. Valentines day is just around the corner and hes planning to take me somewhere. I have no idea what to get him for a gift since we are both 16 in high school...

Ok so one of my best friends asked me out last Wednsday and idk what to get him for valentines day. He says to just go to the valentines day dance with him but I dont want to get him just that, I mean what kind of girlfriend would i be if i only went...

Okay I need help looking for a quote from Hyde making fun of the holiday Valentines i'm not sure what season it's from but I know it might be the 1st two sesons the early ones but im pretty sure he's talking to Donna about how it's a government holiday...

im onli young so i dnt want anything too serious, i love cute love quote, can u give me 1 that i could use in a valentines day card ?